« AARP Offfers New Annuity | Main | Are you saving too much for retirement? »

Raise more Hell....I'll miss molly ivins

Molly Ivins (1944-2007)

• I am not anti-gun. I'm pro-knife. Consider the merits of the knife. In the first place, you have to catch up with someone in order to stab him. A general substitution of knives for guns would promote physical fitness. We'd turn into a whole nation of great runners. Plus, knives don't ricochet. And people are seldom killed while cleaning their knives.

• The first rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging.

Posted on Saturday, February 3 by Registered CommenterWise Owl | Comments Off